QUOTABLE QUOTES

I read so many blogs that have all of these inspirational quotes or Bible verses and I always think - wow I wish I knew those by memory and could put them on my blog.  Yes I know it wouldn't take much effort, with the internet and the Bible APP on my phone (thanks Mr. ESPN - maybe that's a hint I need to read it more), but life gets in the way.  So instead I decided I am going to try and remember to write down quotes I hear at work and home and post them.  My favorite quote from work this week (which I posted on FB):

• "I can't fix STUPID!" - Love it!

Some others I heard at work this week:

• "I am a MOG, part man part dog.  I am my own best friend."
• "It doesn't matter what she wears he will find something to say about it.  She's got curves, it's kind of hard to hide them."
• "Sorry I have cerebral flatulence today."
• "You can work with the people in Bangledoor." (really they are in Bangladore, India - not Bangledoor)
• "We make sh** fly!" (The company I work for makes avionics, wheels, brakes, etc. for aircraft - we are on most commercial flights and yes one of our slogans is We Make It Fly)

Let's see what next week brings ... maybe Chatty and Bia will supply me with some material!