Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Chatty the Author

Chatty brought this home from school today.  She wrote it last week.  Please excuse the grammatical errors and lack of periods (I copied it verbatim). 

"One day mommy and I went shopping.  I had to go to the bathroom and my mom was going to be very mad at me.  Then I told my mom she was mad at me and she said no I told you to go at home you can not go here at all and you can go when you get home OK Lacey.  OK mommy.  It took so long that I did not go in my pants and I almost went in my pants.  I told my mom I have to go so bad I almost went in my pants and my mom said OK and do you know where the girls bathroom is yes mommy I do know where it is mommy it is down the hall."

Lovely huh?  And parent/teacher conferences are next week!  I guess it's better than her writing about how I like to drink Bud Light, right??   

8 comments:

Brooke said...

Hahahahahah! Oh, Lacey!

Dee Stephens said...

That is freaking hysterical!! Yes.. it is better than her telling the teacher how you like to drink Bud Light!

Sassafrass Jane said...

AWESOME. This incident really stuck with her-I bet she'll remember to pee before she leaves next time....

Sara said...

That is hilarious!!!! And don't you worry your pretty little head, I'm sure the Bud Light will appear at some point. Maybe Bia will write about that! :)

Sharree said...

I love that I can get a good laugh just by reading your blog!!! Once the twins are older I will have to start one and entertain all of my friends also. :)

Megan said...

Hey, at least you didn't force her to went in her pants - now that'd be a sad story!

Merry Mack said...

I have seen so much in a kids journal, really, nothing surprises the teacher. You would not believe what I have read from kids.

Coco said...

Holy hilariousness.
Bram told his teacher that my favorite drink was wine. And that I drink it all day long.

Awesome.