Chatty brought this home from school today. She wrote it last week. Please excuse the grammatical errors and lack of periods (I copied it verbatim).
"One day mommy and I went shopping. I had to go to the bathroom and my mom was going to be very mad at me. Then I told my mom she was mad at me and she said no I told you to go at home you can not go here at all and you can go when you get home OK Lacey. OK mommy. It took so long that I did not go in my pants and I almost went in my pants. I told my mom I have to go so bad I almost went in my pants and my mom said OK and do you know where the girls bathroom is yes mommy I do know where it is mommy it is down the hall."
Lovely huh? And parent/teacher conferences are next week! I guess it's better than her writing about how I like to drink Bud Light, right??