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Since it is Christmas and I am nice most of the time I am going to give you my recipe for the most fabulous chocolate chip cookies ever.  Seriously - these are the best chocolate chip cookies!  You can thank me later.  The secret to these cookies - butter flavor Crisco (all good southerners know Crisco makes everything better) and brown sugar! 

Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies
Makes 3 dozen cookies

INGREDIENTS:

3/4 stick Crisco® Baking Sticks Butter Flavor All-Vegetable Shortening
OR 3/4 cup Crisco® Butter Flavor All-Vegetable Shortening
1 1/4 cups firmly packed light brown sugar
2 tablespoons milk
1 tablespoon vanilla extract
1 large egg
1 3/4 cups Pillsbury BEST® All Purpose Flour
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 12 oz. package semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 cup coarsely chopped pecans (optional)


PREPARATION DIRECTIONS:

HEAT oven to 375ºF. COMBINE shortening, brown sugar, milk and vanilla in large bowl. Beat at medium speed of electric mixer until well blended. Beat in egg. Combine flour, salt and baking soda. Mix into shortening mixture until just blended. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. DROP by rounded measuring tablespoonfuls 3 inches apart onto ungreased baking sheet (I use parchment paper instead). BAKE 8 to 10 minutes for chewy cookies, or 11 to 13 minutes for crisp cookies. Cool 2 minutes on baking sheet on a cooling rack. Remove cookies to rack to cool completely.

recipe courtesy of www.crisco.com

That's right, no butter and no white sugar!

To make them even yummier for the holidays substitute this:

for the chocolate chips.  I have to give props to Mr. ESPN because he found these chocolate chips last year (he is my Chief Cookie Tester).  They are only available during the holidays so stock up!  Go get some now and start baking - your BIG and little Cookie Monsters will thank you!!

The Countdown is On

4 more days of work and then I am off for 2 weeks!  Awesome, it can't come soon enough.  The inlaws are arriving next Monday so there is a lot to do to get ready.  My house is a mess - shocker I know - but I have been putting off the deep clean until this coming weekend because my little elves create havoc wherever they go.  I snapped a few pictures of our decorations and thought I would share:

Family Room

And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care...

I got a little crafty and made this sign:

I took Sarah's idea at Clover Lane and made

ornaments from our past Christmas Cards

Since I have a fake tree, I always get a live wreath

Apparently the girls were acting out Daniel and the Lion's Den

According to Mr. ESPN the lion got drunk and fell over.

Our Advent Calendars courtesy of Casey

(this picture was taken last week)

Our Big (candy holding) Advent Calendar

And because I like my other sign so well I made one with our name

But now I need some trees or something on each side of it

One of my most favorite things about Christmas -

Photos and Photo Cards! BTW I hate this card holder.

Every time I put a new one in another one falls out. 

And just some random thoughts ... Chatty now wants a laptop, I-Touch and an I-Pad for Christmas in lieu of the 2 cute puppies.  Bia named off random things including Dora doll house and Little Einsteins movie in addition to two cute puppies.  Sadly neither of them are getting any of that!  Well I did find two cute stuffed puppies that will be in their stockings but that's as close as it is going to get this year.  5 weeks until my 1/2 marathon - I (slowly) ran 10 last weekend and was hurting all day!  Mr. ESPN just called me on his way to work to tell me the Phillies just signed Cliff Lee (pitcher) ... seriously is that not the lamest thing to call your wife about at 7:15 a.m.?  Sad part is I already had heard it on sports radio on my drive into work this morning.

Is it Friday yet???

Bia and Chatty's Christmas List

Now if you know Bia, you know she loves her (stuffed) puppies.  On Thanksgiving she told her Daddy she wanted a real puppy.  A few days after that conversation we received the LL Bean catalog in the mail.  I was perusing through it and saw some photos of the following:

and showed them to the girls.  Chatty and Bia decided they wanted those for Christmas - two in fact - one for each of them.  Anyway on the way home from school yesterday Chatty announces that she doesn't want two cute puppies (when they requested puppies they requested cute ones) for Christmas. 

Bia: "Why?  I want two cute puppies!"

Chatty: "Because it will be a lot of work to take care of them."

Bia: "I take care of two cute puppies"

Chatty: "Mom I want a laptop instead"

Me: "Um OK"

Chatty: "You should really get me a laptop"

Me: "We'll see"

Next thing you know she will be asking for an IPAD and an IPhone ... and she is only 6 1/2.  I told her she needs to ask her Poppa for the laptop! 

As a disclaimer - Mr. ESPN does NOT want a dog - cute or not - he claims he is allergic to them ... I think that is just an excuse personally!  Because really who could resist those two sweet puppy faces???

Tis the Season ...

For fights at our house.  Seriously, my girls can argue over anything and everything.  Not that this is anything new, but you would think with Snowball the Elf watching they would try a little harder.  Here are a few of the things they fight over:

• Who sits in Daddy's chair
• Who sits next to Mommy
• Who opens the door
• Who turns on the Christmas lights
• Who sits in Mommy's chair
• Who takes a shower/bath first
• Who uses which bathroom
• What television show to watch
• Who puts the forks versus the napkins on the table - because did you know forks are so much cooler than napkins?  Me neither!
• Who hugs Mommy first
• Who sits next to Nana and Poppa
• Who sits on what chair to skype Grandma and Grandpa
• What movie to watch
• Who sits next to Mommy on the couch

Seriously they fight about all of these and more on a daily basis.  It is driving Mr. ESPN and I insane!  Can you imagine how they will be when they are teenagers (God help us)?  The one good thing - 5 minutes after arguing about these things they are loving on each other.

BTW - thanks for the comments on my last comment on my last post.  The whole drop kicking someone for complimenting Mr. ESPN on how skinny he is was based on my MIL.  God bless her she is a sweet woman and I love her dearly but every time I talk to her recently all she can talk about is how skinny her son is and even referring to him as the Incredible Shrinking Man (no I am not even kidding!).  They are spending a week with us at Christmas and I am not sure I can handle those kind of comments for 7 days straight!  We all love our husbands dearly but doesn't it get a bit annoying when people compliment them over and over and over again (even if they are great husbands and look good)??? 

Random Rants and Observations at the ESPN House

A bunch of randomness

1. It is supposed to be in the high 70's here in the desert.  For the love of winter could we actually get some cooler daytime temps?
2. Why does Chatty insist on waking up at 4:45 am today and want to talk and eat?  These are the moments I seriously think she is not my child.
3. Sara Evan's version of Go Tell It on the Mountain is one of my favorite Christmas songs ever.

Our elf, Snowball, isn't doing that good of a job.  My kids are wild and misbehaving like they are getting paid for it.  I feel like Super Nanny is going to show up any minute and shout "Gotcha!"  If she could help, it might be worth the embarrassment.
5. My Christmas cards will be in the mail tomorrow and once again Mr. ESPN's only contribution is dropping them off at the post office.  Oh and he licked a couple envelopes.
6. There are presents under the tree - even though I have threatened "Santa won't be coming to this house" more times than I can remember over the last few days.
7. Being at the soccer field that is an hour away at 7:15 am in 46 degree weather isn't how I prefer to spend the second Sunday of Advent.  We told Chatty God would understand she had a tournament and it was OK to miss church last week.
8. It's lovely when people stare at you in the grocery store parking lot when your kids is screaming "That hurts Mommy!"  I had escorted Bia out of the store and she proceeded to throw a fit in the parking lot when I held her arm (so she wouldn't run through the parking lot).

These are really good and addicting!
10. If another person tells me how skinny Mr. ESPN is and how good he looks (as if I don't already know), I am going to drop kick them and then I am going to eat some chocolate and drink a glass of wine!  Just a warning ...

R & D

For my accounting friends, you might think this post is about Research and Development but in reality it is about my breasts.  I went for my first mammogram ever last week.  It was a little painful and awkward but overall not too bad.  I got a call from my Dr.'s office today saying I need to go back in because my right breast is very Dense (D) and they need to get a few more scans of it (no need to worry Nana and Poppa - very normal for young women - ask Beth!).  So I call the center to make an appointment and the receptionist reads my report and says "Oh you only need additional pictures on your right breast and here it says your left breast is Remarkable (R)!"  I called Mr. ESPN and told him and he asked me if I told the lady that my husband agreed with the "Remarkable" comment!  And that's how they officially became R & D!   

Parenting is Tough

We had one of those moments last night where Mr. ESPN and I felt like we were failing as parents.  I know my kids are young but you try to instill values and morals in them at a young age.  For the most part I think they get it but then last night I was snapped back to reality.  Chatty's school sent home a note.  It said the first grade teachers had decided to adopt three boys from our district for the holidays.  They were asking for donations from the families and encouraging us to have our kids donate their own money (or do chores to earn money to donate) so they could experience the meaning of the holiday.  I thought this was a great idea and thought Chatty would excited to contribute. 


We donate toys and clothes all the time and we discuss why we do it.  We also contribute to the offering at church and talk about who it helps.  Last Sunday we purchased items for some families our church "adopted" for Christmas.  As we picked out the stuff we explained to Chatty and Bia who it was for and why we were buying it.



So I went in Chatty's room and talked to her about the note the teachers sent home.  We emptied her piggy bank (girl has some serious cash) and talked about how if all of the first graders donated a little bit of their own money these three boys could have a wonderful Christmas.  Reluctantly she agreed to donate $6 (mind you she never has to spend her own money on anything ... maybe that is part of the problem).  So we put the money in the envelope to send to school.  When I went to tuck her in bed I noticed she was teary eyed.  I asked her what was wrong and she said "I don't want to give away my money" and starts crying.  I was shocked and mad and disappointed, but what could I say?  We talked about the meaning of Christmas - Jesus' birth - and what God teaches us - to be kind and helpful to others, etc.  She seems to get all of these concepts but then she says to me - "I don't get anything back from giving them my money."  WOW!  I tried to explain the feeling of helping others and doing what God teaches in the Bible is your reward, however that is a hard concept for a 6 year old.  After we talked more about it I told her if she didn't want to give her own money to help these boys she didn't have to, but that I would be disappointed because Mr. ESPN have tried to set a good example of helping others.  Yes I did give her a bit of a guilt trip but I wanted her to know it was her decision to make.


When I went in the kitchen I told Mr. ESPN about the discussion Chatty and I had.  He was frustrated and said we need to find a way for the girls to really see how blessed they are.  We would like them to see in person how many others in our community do not have much.  Unfortunately a lot of the programs I know about require you to be older than 6 to participate.  I am going to contact our church's Children's Ministry Director and see if she knows of any opportunities (a group of us were discussing this very thing a few weeks ago at church). 


Let me know if you know of any organizations that might work for us.